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I have small nipples and never knew they could be stretched so far. It felt as though they were being ripped from my body. I LOOOOOOOOVED it

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Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet Review by Just_Indecerous

The dreaded “wet patch”, I’m told that sleeping in it is horrible. I wouldn’t know of course because I can’t say I’ve experienced it, being the Dominant in my relationships that’s for my ladies to do if for no other reason than it amuses me greatly. I do however have to clean the bedsheets, make sure the mattress is protected from the juices of myself and that of the ladies in my life as well as oils, lubes, wax and everything else that could end up on them. The Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet has been on my radar for well over a year at this point as a possible solution to my ladies problem. Alas it doesn’t solve mine because I still do the fucking linen in my home but as they say – “One problem at a time”.

Disclosure:

The Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet was sent to me for this review by MEO.de and I would like to thank them for the opportunity to put it through its paces.

Packaging:

The Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet comes packaged in a clear plastic box with some branding on the front. I’ve been informed that this packaging has now actually be changed so the picture is out of date. As for this packaging, it’s very simple and once open you will be storing your sheet in a drawer so no need to keep it.
Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet Review by Just_Indecerous

The Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet:

The Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet is made from 60% polyester and 40% polyurethane and comes in black or white. You can either have either fitted or a flat sheet and it ranges in sizes from double to superking with both EU and US sizes catered to and it was a flat kingsize sheet that was sent to me. The sheet is fluid proof and the part that you are supposed to get wet or messy has a smooth, rubber like feel to it, the underside has a netted texture to it. The sheet is washing machine safe and can be tumble dried which makes cleaning after use really simple.

In Use:

When I was given the option over which of the sheets I would want to try I opted for the flat sheet because I could use it as a throw and not reserve it for just the bedroom. After taking it out of its packaging and running my hand over the material I immediately felt as though I was touching rubber. It definitely has that texture but I didn’t find it to be as sticky as a lot of rubber products feel and that for me is a big plus as I’m generally not a fan of rubber clothing or sheets for that reason.

I stripped the linen off the bed and put the Funsheet in place which was easy enough and it actually looked really cool to me. Now I know I’m not the only one in this world who appreciates the look and feel of freshly clean sheets on a bed and straight out of the box there are no creases on this sheet at all. So what next? Of all the options open to me for crazy shenanigans with this sheet, which did I choose to do first you scream? And the answer is…I put the duvet back on and went to sleep.
Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet Review by Just_Indecerous

Now in all fairness I am not the kind of person who is going to use this for sleeping on but I know that there is plenty of you out there that would so it was only fair that I tested it that way to give my thoughts. The sheet is quite cold at first but does feel smooth, not quite satin smooth but close enough for me to enjoy it. The sheet does warm up really quickly though, particularly if there is more than just yourself in the bed and can quickly become sticky with sweat. That said, I did find that if you are in the bed by yourself you can easily roll to the other side and you will cool down again. All in all the nights spent sleeping on it were comfortable and if you have a fondness for PVC bedsheets you will be right at home here – just without the squidgy squeaking.

Ok so it works as a sheet but what how about what it’s designed for? How does it work with shit all over it? And by shit I mean things like spunk, girl squirt, lube and stuff. Though if actual shit is your thing; you do you, I’m sure it will work just as well. For me though I was more than happy to cover it in my slaves girly juices as she squirted all over the place. The juices just resting nicely on top of the sheets, not a drop soaking through and I tried. I mean really tried and all I got was a puddle in the middle of the sheet and not so much as a drop on my actual bedsheets.
Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet Review by Just_Indecerous

I spunked more than my fair share on the funsheet, I threw wax on it, I emptied half a bottle of three different types of lube on it and again nothing got through. A particular favourite of the testing and I highly recommend this one is to empty an entire bottle of baby oil on the sheet, spread it around and then wrestle-fuck your submissive, partner or hell just wank by yourself. It’s great fun! When you’re all done doing what you do, as messy as you want to do it just take the sheet off and voila! Bedsheets are perfectly dry and fine!

Cleaning the sheets afterwards is an absolute breeze as well. Over the course of testing i’m not sure how many time’s I washed it but I did so on an hour long cycle at 30 degrees and every time it has come out spotless. Though I will say that it comes out absolutely soaked with the water just running off of it, not a bad thing but if you can only dry indoors then it’s something to know. On the subject of drying It I don’t know if it should go in the tumble drier because I don’t understand the obscure language of washing/drying symbols. However I have had it in the drier several times and it has come out perfectly each time, only really requiring about half an hour to fully dry.
Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet Review by Just_Indecerous

Conclusion:

The Sheets Of San Francisco Funsheet Plus that I have is going to set you back around £129 and yes I know that is a steep asking price for one sheet but to be honest it is the only criticism I can make – it’s expensive. But in reality if you want to buy a full bedspread made of silk you are going to be paying through the teeth, trust me I know and it’s worth every penny. The same is true here, you are paying a premium for a top quality material with top quality construction that is second to none in it’s class.

If you are into rubber feel things these sheets are going to work for you, if you are into sploshing, watersports, have a partner who can squirt constantly or you’re just a clumsy fucker who can’t help but spill the candle wax. Then the Sheets Of San Francisco Funsheet is a must have to save your good linen from the mess. It’s easy to use and it’s easy to clean. Plus, baby oil fuck-wrestling – you’ve got to try it!

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Highly recommended

This being my first use of a cock ring and prostate toy I found the whole experience very enjoyable Needless to say my technique will have had some severe refining the next time I use it. My main issue was having to pause mid foreplay and use my brain for a minute. What end do I put in or on first. Do I put the balls in or my cock in first. After multiple attempts I found balls in first followed by cock then insert other end into but. Twisting that end in myself was a challenge. A close one eye and put on a stupid face sort of affair Next time I'll get the missus to take care of that. Once it was in tho it really anchors itself up there no issues no discomfort at all. My erection was harder and I'm sure evan a bit wider.

• 1 out of 1 people found this review useful.

Klein und nicht fein

Der Abstand zwischen Plug und Ring ist mit ca. 8cm relativ kurz. Für mich, bei 185cm Körpergröße deutlich zu klein. Auch der Durchmesser des Rings fällt eng aus. Das Material ist zwar dehnbar, aber nicht wie hier beschrieben, ganz so einfach. Das macht dann das Überziehen bei einem "normalen" Penis und Hodensack ziemlich tricky. Ist dann tatsächlich alles an Ort und Stelle, trägt es sich echt unangenehm. Vielleicht eher ein Spielzeug für Kleinwüchsige.

• 2 out of 3 people found this review useful.

Joli mais petit

Très beau cockring, mais quel dommage qu'il soit petit et si peu extensible.

Very difficult to insert

I selected this plug with 3 parts instead of 2, thinking the feeling would be more intense once in my hole. But it's very difficult to insert (at least being alone) and I spent a lot of time trying: one petal was always out. Maybe it's easier with only 2 petals. I don't recommend this product.

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Ottimo

Le docce o lavande anali aiutano a pulire l’ano prima della penetrazione, assicurando la massima pulizia ed igiene, questo garantisce anche una certa rilassatezza prima dell'atto, sicuri di non incappare in spiecevoli sorprese.

Basta riempire il bulbo con acqua tiepida. Una volta inserita, premendo spingerete l’acqua nel retto, processo che garantisce la rimozione in modo delicato di qualsiasi residuo che rimane nella parte inferiore del retto.

50 shades of black

Habe die Fesseln bestellt und bin begeistert - alles in schwarz, sogar die Schnallen, sieht total edel aus.
Sie sind wirklich sehr bequem und sind richtig gut verarbeitet. Würde sie wieder bestellen und weiterempfehlen

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Sinnesraubende schöne Maske

Ein tolles angenehm zu tragendes Leder.
Nach der Schnürung saß sie auch passend.
Nach dem mir der Blick genommen wurde und der Mund verschlossen wurde, war ich direkt entführt und konnte mich nach wenigen aufgeregten Pulsschlägen fallen lassen und hat mir geholfen auf das intensive Gefühl und das spüren der Session konzentrieren.

• 1 out of 1 people found this review useful.

Penis Head Teaser with Urethral Sound

Pleasure your dick inside and out with this head teaser and silicone sound toy combination! The flexible urethra sound insert slips into your urethra and caps off the tip of your penis with a vibrating head teaser that sends you (or your sub) into a toe curling mess. The vibration travels down the sound into your deepest parts through the silicone sound that flexes with your pipes. Vibrates with 3 speeds and 13 patterns controlled with the power button on the base of the handle, recharges via USB, included.

• 8 out of 8 people found this review useful.